More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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