oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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