In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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