You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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Piatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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