Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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