i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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