He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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