Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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