I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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