he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just high enough for therapy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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