Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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