Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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