whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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