READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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