What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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