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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

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  What?

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  ..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

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  Details.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You smell like a Billy Joel song

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• (425): View more from Washington

  ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.

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  High?

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  hahahahaha turkey breast

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.

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  They were both high priority

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.

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