the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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