I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter