i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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