Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
