you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Is it because I queefed?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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