He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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