have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.