I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out