am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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