Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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