I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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