Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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