Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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