seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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