Its about making memories worth repressing
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
