dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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