Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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