youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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