I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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