I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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