She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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