is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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