no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
