Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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