JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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