We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize