It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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