It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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