like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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