I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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