You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
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I need you to use more vowels.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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