Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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