Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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