so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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