Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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