So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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