I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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