i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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