I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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