I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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