the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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