I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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