Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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