so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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