you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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