Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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